Friends don't let friends get drunk, cop a squat, and pee in the hallway of a hotel — without snapping a photo to post on the Internet. Ha, ha, ha, FAIL!
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It's obvious that I'm pretty open about anything involving sex or intimacy, but when it comes to bizarre sex acts like golden showers, I'm going to pull the prude card. If you're not familiar with this intimate act, it's when you or your partner urinate on the other person. The whole idea is that warm liquid sensations feel good, and peeing can give you an additional sense of relief.
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Peeing is now a novelty act! Our innovative friends in Japan made an arcade game out of a simple visit to the urinal. A dude stands and pees into the mouth of a moving clown while creepy circus music plays along— for atmosphere, I suppose.
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While it's a good idea to visit the powder room after you have sex to prevent a UTI, I'm sorry to burst your bubble but it can't prevent you from becoming pregnant. For a short anatomy lesson here, the hole you pee out of is connected to your urethra and the hole that you have sex with leads to your uterus. As my junior high gym/sex ed teacher told me and my fellow terrified classmates, "They're two separate holes!"
This dude was excited about getting a cute, new pup and couldn't keep the news to himself, so he sent a video greeting to alert Mom and Dad of his furry new friend. In the end, the surprise wasn't on them, but on him. Jerry the pug also wanted to partake in show-and-tell time...
This never aired on TV. Gee, I wonder why. In this clip, Tyra gives a tutorial on toilet squatting etiquette in public restrooms. 
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...but Grandpa, he's just drunk.
