His banana yellow Honda convertible is his wingman.
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While the regular joes partake in douchebaggery, the cream of the crap try their hand at douche-grab-bery. (Think the Terminator is our boob bandit? Look again.)
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Douche is a French term that means to wash or soak, and douching means to wash out or clean your lady business. So while we all know it's important to clean down there, is douching the way to go? If you don't know much about it, or are confused on this topic as so many women are, take this quiz to learn some interesting facts about douching.
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Or is it "douche jour"? It's been a while since I've found someone douchetastic enough to put under the Eligible Bachelor Du Jour banner. Well, better late than never.
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Big baller here got his hands on an '89 Oldsmobile and turned it into a one-of-a-kind ride. With a little paint, elbow grease, and some "chocolate glitter," he stenciled bling all over the exterior and gave himself the gift of Louis Vuitton. It may be a knock-off, but it's a "limited edition" knock-off.
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Douchebags don't say cheese. They pose, pucker, or maybe pout — cuz that's what they be about. Ch-chickity-check these DBs out, word?
We saw this reality show coming. Douchebag Beach follows three DBs from North Jersey as they embark on a quest to get lucky on "da shore." But this time, their game is different. 
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But he's into that tank top. We know 
He's got a big ego.
(He's also a big douche.)
