Are you a dude with no game? Do ladies in fluorescent bathing suits and sparkly orange lip gloss avoid you like the plague? Well, if I were honest, I'd say this "Flirting With Magic" DVD that claims you'll have babes flocking to your side if you learn magic tricks won't change anything.
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This is one of the worst experiences of this Momma's Boys contestant's life. (Starving folks and people in war torn nations are all collectively rolling their eyes.) What is it, you say? Well, you'll hear it from her like a bazillion times, but it seems that this psycho went through all this trouble to grab her 15 minutes of narcissistic fame, and she didn't even get a date.
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Cuz I'd get poked by fools with Cheeto dust all over their faces who get mad that I'm not pokin' back. I'm online too much as it is!
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Before YouTube, I guess young girls just wrote in their diaries. Now? They record their most awesomest and important thoughts on webcam for all the world to see.
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I'm not exactly mastering love, sex, and dating in the 2000s, so I guess this wouldn't hurt.
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OMG. At first, I thought, what a cheeseball. And then I thought, oh man, this is how it's done!
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But does it matter more than the awesome name "Dippas?" Or that these women say "uni" for university? Not in my book.
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In addition to being cute, Virtual Boyfriend likes watching The Notebook, Dancing With the Stars and Oprah while feeding you chocolates. He also loves your alcoholic and super-judgmental friends. He claims, robotically, I might add, that yelling at him for no reason is fine.
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